What the hell are they teaching them in school?
   This is going to be quick.  I should be in a meeting right now.  Ahhhh, I have my priorities.
This past weekend, the Mrs. and I took the kids to an amusement park.  Well, since one kid is only 6 weeks old, I guess we took a kid to the 
amusement park.  On third thought, both kids went so,...
Anyways, yesterday I am at the "all you can eat" breakfast (highly recommended) when I hear the following:   
16 year old hostess:  She said she had a blueberry doughnut...
16 year old busboy:  They is no such thing.  She must have meant bagel.
This is where I stepped in.  Never let it be said that I let this kind of abject doughnut ignorance remain uncorrected.
Mr. Friendly:  Indeed, the Dunkin makes a wonderful 
blueberry doughnut.  In fact, they make 
two.
Busboy:  I did not know that.
Mr. Friendly:  You will have to order one on your next visit.
Hostess:  Are you from around here?
Mr. Friendly:  I live a mere 45 miles away unlike your usual riffraff.  Would you like some directions to doughnut happiness?
Hostess:  That's ok.  Thanks for watching my back.
Mr. Friendly:  My pleasure.  Have a lovely day.
So, what the fug are they teaching kids these days anyways?
Pffft.  No.  blueberry. doughnuts.
Amateurs.