Friday, March 31, 2006
Calling Both Readers!
Bigger. Penis.
Aw heck, I’m sorry. I should explain first.
Last night, the executives at MrFriendly.com got together for a little late night tete-a-tete. You see the traffic numbers at this here blog are not all they should be.
Milf. Spank. Work from home. Porn. Teen.
And they told me I have a week to get more people to view the site. They had a few suggestions:
1.) Trip reports from the Playboy Mansion
2.) Nudey Pictures
3.) Tranny, sorry, more poker content
4.) Fewer retardation stories, NAMBLA (dammit).
5.) NO MORE KIYOSAKI!
Of course they didn’t say it, but if the traffic numbers don’t rise (one in the pink), then I get a one way ticket on the slow boat to Mumbai. (two in the stink).
The brains behind this here blog (me), thought I might get a little more traffic with some subliminal keyword placement. Bear Gay. Sorry for the inconvenience.
So, if you enjoy your unadulterated Mr. Friendly and you don’t want him replaced by some inhuman, humourless, hack from corporate, read and get your friends to read this here site everyday. Trust me, you don’t want this to continue.
Viagra.
Sorry again. ¶ 7:34 AM
Aw heck, I’m sorry. I should explain first.
Last night, the executives at MrFriendly.com got together for a little late night tete-a-tete. You see the traffic numbers at this here blog are not all they should be.
Milf. Spank. Work from home. Porn. Teen.
And they told me I have a week to get more people to view the site. They had a few suggestions:
1.) Trip reports from the Playboy Mansion
2.) Nudey Pictures
3.) Tranny, sorry, more poker content
4.) Fewer retardation stories, NAMBLA (dammit).
5.) NO MORE KIYOSAKI!
Of course they didn’t say it, but if the traffic numbers don’t rise (one in the pink), then I get a one way ticket on the slow boat to Mumbai. (two in the stink).
The brains behind this here blog (me), thought I might get a little more traffic with some subliminal keyword placement. Bear Gay. Sorry for the inconvenience.
So, if you enjoy your unadulterated Mr. Friendly and you don’t want him replaced by some inhuman, humourless, hack from corporate, read and get your friends to read this here site everyday. Trust me, you don’t want this to continue.
Viagra.
Sorry again. ¶ 7:34 AM
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Well, I guess you would know.
Whoops, sorry, didn't mean to let the cat out of the bag there Bob Dole.
Did I spell Dole correctly?
Whoops, sorry, didn't mean to let the cat out of the bag there Bob Dole.
Did I spell Dole correctly?
Does condom, err, commenting show up in fill her ass, ummm, I mean filters?
Cause if it does I could shoot all over her face, uhh, shoot out some comments to help drive traffic. I am an internet celebrity after all.
13 years old porn brother naked swinging cheerleader fisting, or something.
Later.
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Cause if it does I could shoot all over her face, uhh, shoot out some comments to help drive traffic. I am an internet celebrity after all.
13 years old porn brother naked swinging cheerleader fisting, or something.
Later.
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