Mr. Friendly Says So
Saturday, July 05, 2008
  First Rule of M80 Club: There is no M80 Club
Watching TV with my son yesterday, I turn on the 24 hour news station. It's a normal holiday. Light on the real news, the crews travel to Troy to get the lowdown on any Fourth of July scofflaws. I quote the local constabulary:

Troy Cop: Yeah, it's gonna be a long night. We'll be chasing kids of all ages 'til midnight and then some. Yeah, it'll be rough but you gotta remember we're acting in the public's safety whether they know it or not. You don't got to be a rocket scientist or nothing. All you gotta do is take a couple of probability courses down at the University at Albany and you'll know all you need to know: Light up enough firecrackers and you're bound to blow your FUGGIN arm off!

And there you have it from Mr. Safety himself. All you need to know.

I trust none of my readers blew a fuggin limb off yesterday. Have a nice rest of the weekend.
 
Comments:
Thank God it wasn't me.....
 
Got all my fuggins. And I MUST be pushing those numbers pretty far by now.

They get so worked up. Let the kids blow their limbs off! Isn't that why we're spending billions in Iraq? Freedom, baby!
 
Aye yes, Shamus! Freedom tis but a dream.

Sherri,
Thanks for stopping by. Always nice to see the lovely ladies.
 
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