Do You Hear What I Hear? I spent many a Christmas as a supervisor for a largely known package delivery firm. I hope that I can trade in my time there for time served come purgatory time. We'll see.
In commemoration, I give you "Do You Hear What I Hear?" UPS style.

Merry Christmas. This is all in fun. It's ok to not get it.

Said night side supe to his sorter staff
"Do you see what I see?
Way out in the lot, sorter staff
Do you see what I see?
A trailer, a trailer, we're missing one alnight
It will keep us here through the night
It will keep us here through the night."

Said the jaded sorter to the steroid boy,
"Do you hear what I hear?
Ringing through the PA, steroid boy,
Do you hear what I hear?
A page, a page high above the noise
With some news that will bring us no joy,
With some news that will bring us no joy."

Said the steroid boy to his lowly supe,
"Do you know what I know?
In your carhart jacket torn, lowly supe,
Do you know what I know?
A feeder, a feeder lingers in the cold --
We must unload it 'til we are old.
We must unload it 'til we are old."

Said the unload supe to his people everywhere,
"Listen to what I say!
Pray for an end to shifts everyday,
Listen to what I say!
A feeder, a feeder missing in the night
It will bring us misery and blight,
It will bring us misery and blight."  ¶ 9:16 AM