Wink, I'll start the bidding on my dignity at $1,000!
Politics. Here. Never.
Hugo Chavez. Still in the country. You don't say.
Calls the president the devil. We laugh like hell, say he's muy loco.
Right? Right.
What the fug are these people doing? Please leave an answer in comments.
Here is my interpretation:
Yeah, you're crazy and you're using me as a political tool. But I got to heat my house this winter and I will take help from ANYBODY!
Chavez, sure.
Castro, yeah, why not?
Ahmadinejad, Ok, I don't like Jews or Christians anyways!
Al-Qaeda, the line forms here.
I will not be a tool for Bush! Everyone else make the check out to:
Mr. John Doe
Anywhere, NY
U.S.A.
You want something to pray for? Try praying that these poor bahstahds wise up!