Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Valtrex Or What your Partner Does Not Share With You Concerning the Large Sores in and Around his Genital Area
I'm back baby, I'm back. -- MrF
No one missed you jagass. -- MrF's readers
Ok, so I am spinning the dial over the weekend. Between EWTN and the Discovery Channel, I think I caught about 420 different commercials pumping Valtrex. All I can say is:
It's gold, Jerry, GOLD!
I love these spots. There is our lucky virus sufferer telling the world that he (or she) and his penis (or vagina) are back mixing it up, so to speak. AND he has his (or her) partner here to tell you how fuggin' wonderful genital herpes life is.
Picture it. Your there in your darkened room convalescing from the latest breakout when the white coats from GlaxoSmithKline come to rescue. Your daily treatment of Valtrex sends you from social pariah to a sex machine. Aren't you just a little bit sad that you made fun of the science geeks in high school now?
In lieu of running photos of infected areas, I will steal material from the Valtrex FAQ and supply my own answers:
How common is genital herpes?
It is estimated that some 45 million suffer from genital herpes. Although that is alot of people that doesn't prevent the other 5.95 billion people on earth from thinking they are sexually unclean.
How can I reduce the risk of spreading the herpes virus?
Ummm, let me think. Stop fuggin' goats! No seriously, you might want to, yeah, stop fuggin' goats! Not screwing other humans may help too.
How can my partner find out if he or she has genital herpes?
JEEBUS! How the hell did you find out? Did the appearance of sores in your genital area help?
I’m in a long-term relationship – if I just found out I have genital herpes, does that mean my partner has been sexually unfaithful?
Yes, consider lashing out as soon as he (or she) gets home. I have the number of some folks in Trenton who can make your problems, ahem, disappear.
If I think I have genital herpes, what should I do?
Take Valtrex stupid. No seriously, panic is good. No seriously, take Valtrex.
Is there an increased risk of catching other sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) if I have genital herpes?
Hey, I am no statistician but, I think the chances are good.
This frank and open discussion is presented as a public service. ¶ 2:46 PM
No one missed you jagass. -- MrF's readers
Ok, so I am spinning the dial over the weekend. Between EWTN and the Discovery Channel, I think I caught about 420 different commercials pumping Valtrex. All I can say is:
It's gold, Jerry, GOLD!
I love these spots. There is our lucky virus sufferer telling the world that he (or she) and his penis (or vagina) are back mixing it up, so to speak. AND he has his (or her) partner here to tell you how fuggin' wonderful genital herpes life is.
Picture it. Your there in your darkened room convalescing from the latest breakout when the white coats from GlaxoSmithKline come to rescue. Your daily treatment of Valtrex sends you from social pariah to a sex machine. Aren't you just a little bit sad that you made fun of the science geeks in high school now?
In lieu of running photos of infected areas, I will steal material from the Valtrex FAQ and supply my own answers:
How common is genital herpes?
It is estimated that some 45 million suffer from genital herpes. Although that is alot of people that doesn't prevent the other 5.95 billion people on earth from thinking they are sexually unclean.
How can I reduce the risk of spreading the herpes virus?
Ummm, let me think. Stop fuggin' goats! No seriously, you might want to, yeah, stop fuggin' goats! Not screwing other humans may help too.
How can my partner find out if he or she has genital herpes?
JEEBUS! How the hell did you find out? Did the appearance of sores in your genital area help?
I’m in a long-term relationship – if I just found out I have genital herpes, does that mean my partner has been sexually unfaithful?
Yes, consider lashing out as soon as he (or she) gets home. I have the number of some folks in Trenton who can make your problems, ahem, disappear.
If I think I have genital herpes, what should I do?
Take Valtrex stupid. No seriously, panic is good. No seriously, take Valtrex.
Is there an increased risk of catching other sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) if I have genital herpes?
Hey, I am no statistician but, I think the chances are good.
This frank and open discussion is presented as a public service. ¶ 2:46 PM
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I find the Valtrex commercials incredibly funny. Glaxo is showing, simply, that sex sells.
The lady smiles, and explains she takes Valtrex, and her hubby is groping her from behind. So the whole point of taking it is so she can have sex sooner...right?
It's amazing how uneducated people are. Hey - you get cold sores???? Guess what - Herpes Simplex 1 buddy!
The lady smiles, and explains she takes Valtrex, and her hubby is groping her from behind. So the whole point of taking it is so she can have sex sooner...right?
It's amazing how uneducated people are. Hey - you get cold sores???? Guess what - Herpes Simplex 1 buddy!
dedd - thanks
forty_two - maybe trade the herpes' futures?
phoenix - the question is if you would not kiss someone with a cold sore, why in the world would you have sex with someone with cold sores on their genitalia?
I stipulate that the average IQ is declining rapidly.
forty_two - maybe trade the herpes' futures?
phoenix - the question is if you would not kiss someone with a cold sore, why in the world would you have sex with someone with cold sores on their genitalia?
I stipulate that the average IQ is declining rapidly.
I can't believe someone WOULDN'T know they have it... I would think there'd be some tell tale signs. Yeesh, people these days..
Shamus - There is alot to be said about EWTN. Most of it is blasphemous, but what are you gonna do?
McB - Indeed, the March of the Dullards carries on.
McB - Indeed, the March of the Dullards carries on.
I like your answers. You should be a copywriter for the pharmaceutical companies; the medicine reading would be much more entertaining.
-- david
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