Friday, September 08, 2006
The hits just keep coming...
Jack Gass, regional marketing director for Mr. Friendly Inc., Northeast Division, recently pulled me aside to go over the statcounter statistics for this here site.
"Um, yeah, were going to have to ease back on the potty mouth, Mr. Friendly." Jack is not one to pull punches.
"What?" I reply feigning ignorance.
"Look, ok, I know I told you to pepper your blog remarks with words like: boobs, breasts, cooter, glory hole, penis, enlargement, augmentation, viagra, money, honey, spot, naked, sex, and the like, but I think you are going to have to come in tomorrow and edit some of your earlier posts."
"Jeebus," I replied (yeah I do talk like this), "what did you find?"
"MrF., just go ahead and edit the circumcision stories, ok?"
Seems we are getting pummeled with hits from Pune, Mararahstra, India that look like this NOT WORK SAFE!!!!!.
I raise my coffee cup in salute to the fine, upstanding, Shiva fearing citizens of Pune.
Morons. Don't even realize we stopped circumcising transvestite MILFs here in the U.S. years ago. ¶ 8:16 AM
"Um, yeah, were going to have to ease back on the potty mouth, Mr. Friendly." Jack is not one to pull punches.
"What?" I reply feigning ignorance.
"Look, ok, I know I told you to pepper your blog remarks with words like: boobs, breasts, cooter, glory hole, penis, enlargement, augmentation, viagra, money, honey, spot, naked, sex, and the like, but I think you are going to have to come in tomorrow and edit some of your earlier posts."
"Jeebus," I replied (yeah I do talk like this), "what did you find?"
"MrF., just go ahead and edit the circumcision stories, ok?"
Seems we are getting pummeled with hits from Pune, Mararahstra, India that look like this NOT WORK SAFE!!!!!.
I raise my coffee cup in salute to the fine, upstanding, Shiva fearing citizens of Pune.
Morons. Don't even realize we stopped circumcising transvestite MILFs here in the U.S. years ago. ¶ 8:16 AM
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Well you certainly won't be able to discuss anything to do with Troy without using the word "glory hole". It's just not possible.
I did a search on obscure terms used to get to my site, then asked readers to send theirs in and heard that mentioning another term for "non-white hating sheet-wearers" will get you tons of (unwanted) hits as well.
And, of course, every time you type the letter W the CIA reads your blog. Which can help the numbers.
And, of course, every time you type the letter W the CIA reads your blog. Which can help the numbers.
mad - what the hell happened to your comments?
tfg - or at my office.
shamus - did I ever mention the year I lived in Hell, er Troy.
mom - totally unfair, what is the word. I have a million for those guys, just wondering which one it was.
tfg - or at my office.
shamus - did I ever mention the year I lived in Hell, er Troy.
mom - totally unfair, what is the word. I have a million for those guys, just wondering which one it was.
I think you should keep up with the profanity. I look forward to a few potty-mouthed rants on blogs to break up the work day.
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