Enter the Retardagon

Sensai Bruce says:
Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.

Mr. Friendly says:
I have no fuggin idea what he was talking about.
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Anybody see the movie The Gauntlet?

Yeah, in it Clint runs that scrawny arse Sandra Locke back to some godforsaken Western City and every. cop. in. the. West. wants to kill them.

That's kinda like Washington Park is like these days.

There is no fuggin way you can get through that park without a shakedown.
90 degreee weather "Hey buddy, can you spare a dollar or two?"
Raining "Hey buddy, you got any change?"
9/11 type Terrorist Activity "Hey arsehole! Gimme some money!"

It's getting so you can't walk through there day or night.
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Anyways, what the hell was I talking about?

Oh yeah, Mrs. and I went to see a baby doc today. Nothing quite as satisfying as a doctor shilling his services. He seemed nice enough, looks like he doesn't drink quite enough to affect his practice and/or skills. He may have the job.

Those in the know know 1.) it should not be a huge, super deal for lil' Squirt and 2.) Mrs. and me are lunatics about everything.

Here endeth the serious portion of the entry today.
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So I have a Sabretts moment again today. Good thing I didn't succumb to the voices in my head. The people at the Capitol have no clue on how to cook a hot dog.

People, one characteristic of a hot dog is HOTNESS.

I REPEAT: HOTNESS.
Your dog should not look like it just came out of the package. Burn marks are welcome. I know I am only paying $1.75 for it, but you should see the hot dog you get in Las Vegas for $1.75!

It would John Holmes cry.
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Anyone catch Survivorman yet? This guy is certifiable. Lil Squirt and Junior love the squirrel eating parts. I, of course, am waiting to see a big ol' Grizzly come looking for some loving.

And, of course, watch Lee oblige.
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Recent searches that found this site:
soiled underwear

Well, mister (I assume), if you soiled your knickers, I know Hanes will take them back. So you got that going for you Mr. Railroad Tracks!

Just be sure to wash them out before returning, you dirty bahstahd!
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Recently heard on Madison Ave, Albany
I don't know if it is the urban decay, open drug dealing, higher than average psychiatric patient to normal folk ratio, or the persistent panhandling, but there is something about this town I just love.

Yeah, I was talking to myself at the time.
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Okay, I gotta go home and make some Sabretts, or perhaps some Nathans.
Plus, perhaps, perchance drink some sweet, sweet beer.
Now, get some work done dammit!  ¶ 3:05 PM