Return of Ranger Smith From the Hinterlands of Long Island returns for a one night only is:

RangerSmith.

No Yogi. No Booboo. No kidding.

I would be forced to take him out back for a poker styling thrashing except I pretty much suck these days.

Whatever. There's always the meatball subs.

Come one, come all for some retardation at chez Host tonight at 6:30.

Watch MarkyMark as he tries to channel some poker FuManChu with his bedazzling soul patch and super twirly mustache.

Watch Cooper fold, fold, fold, until I'm in. Then severely overbet and take the pot.

Watch Mr. Vegas start out strong and bust a few people until some the Magic Suckout.

Watch lilRicky resume rotten luck reversal by moneying yet again.

Listen to letsChat. Then listen some more.

Tanya Harding will arrived with the Ace flop that will kill your pocket Kings.

flyingDane is enroute for all those worried that his dead money would not be around.

theHost is stirring meatballs.

Steve, currently waiting for reckless speeders to cross his path, will speed right on over.

Mark this in your calendar, theMillionDollarMan may make an appearance and bum a beer or two.

Lord help us, BMW has threatened to appear. I wonder if he has a check for me. I mean, I am shilling his website.

And finally, soon to be newly minted 42 year old dad, will make his final appearance for some time tonight.

Just hope I can hang on long enough to break someone...

Then break their chops.

See you there, aloha.  ¶ 12:51 PM