Hot or Not? In a never ending quest to respond to reader requests, I have scoured the web for graphic images that will arouse your "ahem" animal spirits.

It wasn't just some random search for skin either. With the HAL 9001, I ran the latest in PASCAL technology against a database of individuals that were deemed "sexy" or sexalicious by a select group of Mr. Friendly readers.

In the spirit of gender fairness, I made two runs (hetero males and females). In double blind testing, the selected pictures were deemed "hot," "pornoriphic," and "someone I would happily break up my marriage for."

Without further ado, I give you the hottest chick in red. Enjoy fellas.



I don't know, maybe she was hotter with a little more "junk in the trunk."

Now, ladies, get ready, relax, maybe get a glass of wine and take the computer to the bathtub. Perhaps some scented candles...

Here he is, your dream man.



As always, Mr. Friendly and the whole Mr. Friendly team awaits your feedback.

Remember, all this entertainment is provided free of charge.

Please remember to tip the service employees.  ¶ 9:19 PM