Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Time for a very special episode of...
Mr. Friendly's Neighborhood
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Now back to our show...
Mr. Friendly is returning from the men's room. He stops to smell some food that is cooking in the office microwave. He turns to his Indian co-worker.
Mr. Friendly: Something smells good.
Clueless Indian #1: Yes.
(pause)
Mr. Friendly: What is that?
Clueless Indian #1: Meat.
Mr. Friendly: What kind?
Clueless Indian #1: Goat.
Mr. Friendly: Really, where do you get that?
Clueless Indian #1: Oh, you know, Indian Bazaar, House of Curry, Ravi's Rendering Repast, you know Indian Food Shops.
Clueless Indian #2: I butcher goat myself. You want liver?
Join us next week on Mr. Friendly's Neighborhood when Mr. Friendly decides to become a vegetarian. ¶ 7:07 AM
But first some messages from our sponsors.
Work is piling up.
Your boss is a bahstahd.
Your wife is a merciless haridan.
Your kid is an incorrigible brat.
Your dog is incontinent and has fleas.
You need a break.
A break from your job, your boss, your wife, your kid, and your dog.
A break...from reality.
Try McGinty's StinkEye Rye!
McGinty's, distilled the old country way in Troy N.Y..
McGinty's, for when you absolutely, positively need to forget your troubles.
McGinty's, what you take the night before you need a sick day.
McGinty's StinkEye Rye proudly distilled and distributed by the Mel McGinty Company of Troy, N.Y.. Please don't operate heavy machinery or automobiles after use. Please consult a doctor if McGinty's becomes part of your daily routine. Not for use if you are pregnant, have liver dysfunction, or are generally content with your life.
It's McGinty's StinkEye Rye. 4 out of 5 alcoholics can't be wrong!
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Too drunk to stay vertical!
Too wired to sleep!
Try Mel's Melatonin!
Mel's Melatonin, the perfect remedy for the overnight drunk/early morning meeting conundrum.
That's Mel's Melatonin, when you absolutely, positively need to get some sleep and sober up!
Mel's Melatonin is a product of the Mel McGinty Company. Neither the company nor any of its employees endorse the recreational use of alcohol and/or dietary supplements.
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Now back to our show...
Mr. Friendly is returning from the men's room. He stops to smell some food that is cooking in the office microwave. He turns to his Indian co-worker.
Mr. Friendly: Something smells good.
Clueless Indian #1: Yes.
(pause)
Mr. Friendly: What is that?
Clueless Indian #1: Meat.
Mr. Friendly: What kind?
Clueless Indian #1: Goat.
Mr. Friendly: Really, where do you get that?
Clueless Indian #1: Oh, you know, Indian Bazaar, House of Curry, Ravi's Rendering Repast, you know Indian Food Shops.
Clueless Indian #2: I butcher goat myself. You want liver?
Join us next week on Mr. Friendly's Neighborhood when Mr. Friendly decides to become a vegetarian. ¶ 7:07 AM
