Mr. Friendly Says So
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
  Open letter to Alan Hevesi
Mr. Alan Hevesi
New York State Comptroller
Comptroller's Office
110 State Street
Albany, NY 12236

Dear Mr. Comptroller,
As a consultant to your fine state, I regret to inform you that your state is in arrears on its payment to the Mr. Friendly Corporation of Cohoes, NY. In the past two months, our firm has invoiced several hundred hours for the services of one consultant, Mr. Friendly.
Let this letter serve as a reminder of your contractual obligations and a plea to pay posthaste. Mr. Friendly promises to continue his part in economic growth via consumptive stimulation. He currently has his eye on some new underwear.

Sincerely,

Mr. Friendly, Pres.
Mr. Friendly Inc.

What the heck are you looking at me for, I've needed new undies ever since I lost all the weight.
 
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