Tuesday, May 02, 2006
I am Chillin and Shillin
The following post is brought to you by:
Mel’s Melatonin
When you positively, absolutely have to be asleep in the next 20 to 30 minutes.
It’s Mel’s Melatonin on the case.
Mel’s Melatonin – sold in grocery, drug, and vitamin stores everywhere.
It’s 11 PM. Everyone else in the house is asleep. Why are you awake?
Paranoia?
Coffee?
The Sopranos?
The Bubonic plague as administered by your in-laws?
Time to drop a melatonin. Not just any melatonin. A Mel’s Melatonin. For when you positively, absolutely have to get to sleep in the next 20 to 30 minutes.
Ask for it by name. That’s Mel’s Melatonin.
Mel’s Melatonin – sold in grocery, drug, and vitamin stores everywhere. ¶ 8:50 AM
Mel’s Melatonin
When you positively, absolutely have to be asleep in the next 20 to 30 minutes.
It’s Mel’s Melatonin on the case.
Mel’s Melatonin – sold in grocery, drug, and vitamin stores everywhere.
It’s 11 PM. Everyone else in the house is asleep. Why are you awake?
Paranoia?
Coffee?
The Sopranos?
The Bubonic plague as administered by your in-laws?
Time to drop a melatonin. Not just any melatonin. A Mel’s Melatonin. For when you positively, absolutely have to get to sleep in the next 20 to 30 minutes.
Ask for it by name. That’s Mel’s Melatonin.
Mel’s Melatonin – sold in grocery, drug, and vitamin stores everywhere. ¶ 8:50 AM
