14 minutes and counting Can I come up with something witty to say.

Nah!

So let me wow you with some pictures.


My motto: Don't let a day go by without thinking of "Full Metal Jacker."
And laughing.



This is a picture of the typical IT meeting here at the client's. I am the dude on the left.


Here is my family. Notice the resemblance. The guy on the right is my uncle Steve.


Hey I gave Giarda a shot, how about some love for local girl Rachel Ray?
Crickets.

By the by, the client wants me to join the dark side, I mean become an employee.

Go fuggin figure.

I don't think they can afford me.

Ah, we will see, we will see.

Ah yes, time to go home. Hopefully something truly stupid will come my way.  ¶ 3:19 PM