Friday, April 21, 2006
So now I got to lawyer up...
Beautiful...
Got this in the mail today.
Thanks everyone.
Nerdlinger, Digithead and Sham, P.C.,LLC.
121 State St.
Albany, NY 12207
Dear Mr. Friendly,
Pursuant to our client’s recently filed suit, IBIPPN v. BloggerNerds, with a number of internet poker bloggers, we request that you refrain from linking to any and all sites that hitherto related internet poker playing exploits but now detail:
· Internet, rock star type appeal
· Marital discord
· Psoriasis
· Charity appeals
· Job Searches
· Marital discord
· Depression
· Scams
Despite not being named in said suit, our investigations have led to the conclusion that your site infringes on the copyright of Internet Poker Blog. With respect to cited copyright and trademark, our clients request that you dedicate at least 17.4567 percent (.174567 portion of total blog) of the blog Mr. Friendly Says So (http://mrfriendlysaysso.blogspot.com/) to the following topics:
· Bad beats
· Hand analysis
· Donkeys
· Internal thought processes while making bad beats, hand analysis, and donkey plays.
· Humor
· Witty internet poker room banter, complete with misspelled invective and expletives
Failure to comply will result in either or all of the actions: inclusion in the above cited suit, revocation of you internet poker blogging copyright use, several hundred comments and emails extolling the virtues of a “link up.”
Our client, The International Brotherhood of Internet Poker Playing Nerds, ask that you maintain your standards and enjoy the benefits of a deep and satisfying relationship with said client. Any and all attempts to disregard, or "failures to comply" (FTC) with said agreement with our client will be met with the severest action allowed by the law.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Sincerely,
Stanlislaw Digithead, Esq.
Partner, Nerdlinger, Digithead and Sham, P.C.,LLC.
518-123-4567
518-234-5678 (cell)
518-555-9876 (home)
402-123-4569 (weekend home)
sdthisisajokeson@nerddigitsham.com
sdthisisajokeson@yahoo.com
Now I got the marketers AND the lawyers after me.
The Internet Sucks. ¶ 8:32 AM
Got this in the mail today.
Thanks everyone.
Nerdlinger, Digithead and Sham, P.C.,LLC.
121 State St.
Albany, NY 12207
Dear Mr. Friendly,
Pursuant to our client’s recently filed suit, IBIPPN v. BloggerNerds, with a number of internet poker bloggers, we request that you refrain from linking to any and all sites that hitherto related internet poker playing exploits but now detail:
· Internet, rock star type appeal
· Marital discord
· Psoriasis
· Charity appeals
· Job Searches
· Marital discord
· Depression
· Scams
Despite not being named in said suit, our investigations have led to the conclusion that your site infringes on the copyright of Internet Poker Blog. With respect to cited copyright and trademark, our clients request that you dedicate at least 17.4567 percent (.174567 portion of total blog) of the blog Mr. Friendly Says So (http://mrfriendlysaysso.blogspot.com/) to the following topics:
· Bad beats
· Hand analysis
· Donkeys
· Internal thought processes while making bad beats, hand analysis, and donkey plays.
· Humor
· Witty internet poker room banter, complete with misspelled invective and expletives
Failure to comply will result in either or all of the actions: inclusion in the above cited suit, revocation of you internet poker blogging copyright use, several hundred comments and emails extolling the virtues of a “link up.”
Our client, The International Brotherhood of Internet Poker Playing Nerds, ask that you maintain your standards and enjoy the benefits of a deep and satisfying relationship with said client. Any and all attempts to disregard, or "failures to comply" (FTC) with said agreement with our client will be met with the severest action allowed by the law.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Sincerely,
Stanlislaw Digithead, Esq.
Partner, Nerdlinger, Digithead and Sham, P.C.,LLC.
518-123-4567
518-234-5678 (cell)
518-555-9876 (home)
402-123-4569 (weekend home)
sdthisisajokeson@nerddigitsham.com
sdthisisajokeson@yahoo.com
Now I got the marketers AND the lawyers after me.
The Internet Sucks. ¶ 8:32 AM
