The second funniest guy at the HPT Come and listen to a story about a man named Wally.
Poor engineer, family lived in utter squally.
Then one day while shopping for a Hummer,
He found a deck of cards and stayed indoors all summer.

Played Hold’Em I said. Check raisin’, Dropping hammers.

Well, next thing you know Ol’ Wally got some bread.
Playing poker with the fish wasn’t good for his head.
Said to himself “Wally, move from Schenectiddy.”
So he loaded up the hummer and moved to Sin City.

Vegas that is. Fishy calls, touristy play.

Well now its time for Wally to say good bye to his money.
And he would like to thank you folks fer kindly dropping by.
You’re all invited back again to this locality.
Where Wally’s a pornslapper in this vicinity.

Corner of Vegas and Tropicana. Grab a copy. Take your pants off.

Y’all come back now, y’hear.  ¶ 12:54 PM