Monday, April 03, 2006
More Brainless Bathroom Banter
So I am minding my own business, as per usual.
Another dude moseys up to a free urinal. Thankfully, he keeps his distance.
He wants to strike up a conversation though. Geezus, I told you guys.
NO TALKING AT THE URINAL!!!
Anyways, he says "I heard you left Brand X." Brand X is another IT body shop that I do not work for. I never have. I respond "Really."
"Yeah, it said in the company newsletter, you left."
"Sonofa..., really it did."
"Yeah, Mr. Happy will now be working at such and such."
"I'm not Mr. Happy, I'm Mr. Friendly. I can understand why you got confused."
He's embarrased, as well he should be.
Next time you strike up a conversation in the head. Make sure your shat is together. ¶ 7:11 AM
Another dude moseys up to a free urinal. Thankfully, he keeps his distance.
He wants to strike up a conversation though. Geezus, I told you guys.
NO TALKING AT THE URINAL!!!
Anyways, he says "I heard you left Brand X." Brand X is another IT body shop that I do not work for. I never have. I respond "Really."
"Yeah, it said in the company newsletter, you left."
"Sonofa..., really it did."
"Yeah, Mr. Happy will now be working at such and such."
"I'm not Mr. Happy, I'm Mr. Friendly. I can understand why you got confused."
He's embarrased, as well he should be.
Next time you strike up a conversation in the head. Make sure your shat is together. ¶ 7:11 AM
