Linear Optimization The latest from MarkyMark (former host of tonight's game):

This is who I have to this point: theHost, Mr. Friendly, lilRicky, letsChat, MillionDollarMan, flyingDane, Lou, Cooper, 3 friends of mine (friends of ours?) and me for a total of 12. TonyaHarding and one other friend of friend of mine for the 2nd game. BMW and Mrs. BMW were maybe's. Who the hell knows what we'll end up with!

Way to keep the invites straight, Mark.

Anyways, given the possible 16 way action for the tournament and cash game to follow, I came up with a little program that will help me maximize my bankroll tonight.

Input parameters: 16 players, $15 buy in, $1 bounty, at least 5 push monkeys, 10 minute blinds.
Output: I AM FUGGED.


How 'bout the cash game?
Input parameters: 16 players, $15 buy in/$15 rebuys, no bounty, at least 5 push monkeys.
Output: I AM FEELING 2 REBUYS POSSIBLY.

So my computer says my expected winnings tonight will be in the neighborhood of -$45.
I will return tomorrow with the results of Man vs. Machine challenge.

On another note: I got the following in the email yesterday:
JonBoy: Call me, MeanJG.

You got it. I'll print up some "Have you seen this person?" posters as well.

See you all there.  ¶ 1:20 PM