Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Kibbles and Bits and Bits and, aaaahhhh, you get it
ATTENTION: All ye who wish to suckout Wally and Mrs. Wally, here is your big chance!
CASH GAME AT THE WALLY’S TONIGHT!
DIRECTIONS: North on I87 and take a left at the third horse farm. Go straight for 3.75 miles then veer off 37 degrees to the port at the fourth apple orchard. Continue for .2343 miles and take a left at the First Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ Most Holy Redeemer Church. Meander to the fourth cow pasture (that’s about pi miles) and you are right there.
If you can’t find it, blame Wally. Those are the directions he gave me. The complex mile distances? I don’t know, I guess he thinks he’s smart or sumpin.
Missing from tonight’s lineup: the fuggin IRON MAN of POKER!
C’mon MarkyMark. I could bill 60 hours and still manage to blog 5,567 words every week and still make it to the game. The only thing that keeps me away is the Dreaded Girls Night Out. That’s why they call me the IRON MAN of IT CONTRACTUAL SERVICES!
Not really, I just like to milk a cow ‘til it’s dry.
MORE NEWS: MillionDollarMan is on the Injured Reserved List. Seems the big man ate some bad beef. It inflamed his tender appendix and he needed to be gutted like a fish. It is OK, the docs threw in a free colectomy. Thanks fellas. Seriously, drop Million a note at IamARichFugger at hotmail.com and he’ll ping you back with post operative pictures. Send him a donation and he’ll send back the operative pictures.
REPLY TO BOTH MY READERS RAISING CONCERNS: If I can’t get up from bed at 2:30 in the morning and watch HBO soft core porn, I may as well move to Communist China right now.
It would be nice if my other two readers would chime in. Please send comments and donations to MrFriendlyLovesSoftCorePornAndHatesCommunism at yahoo.com.
OK, what else? I have a new link to a fabulous site. Slowly look to the right and click “My Stock Blog.” I promise all the answers to all your questions.
Anything else? Oh yeah, anybody speak Cantonese? Got a nice little job for you in Szechuan province, if you are game. I promise my cut is only 45%.
Did I leave anything out? Right. I have received numerous (2) queries about my recent bout with the plague. Rest assured that the prospect of a dollar free weekday prohibited work absence. I MUST BILL!
Got it. Good.
Unfinished business? Yup, Junior is well. Mrs. Friendly is still pregnant. Yup, he is due when the Mrs. feels like it. Late June/Early July.
One more thing. When did it become ok to apologize for an absence on this here internet thingy? I miss a day (or two or three), no biggy, both of you know I will be back with more Canadian culotte/Mad OBGYN circumcision stories. Other bloggers split and readers practically fall over themselves to tell him “PLEASE NO!”
That’s right I’m jealous. Don’t forget it.
Speaking of lapsed memory. Don’t forget the tip jar. Just click “Comments.” ¶ 12:58 PM
CASH GAME AT THE WALLY’S TONIGHT!
DIRECTIONS: North on I87 and take a left at the third horse farm. Go straight for 3.75 miles then veer off 37 degrees to the port at the fourth apple orchard. Continue for .2343 miles and take a left at the First Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ Most Holy Redeemer Church. Meander to the fourth cow pasture (that’s about pi miles) and you are right there.
If you can’t find it, blame Wally. Those are the directions he gave me. The complex mile distances? I don’t know, I guess he thinks he’s smart or sumpin.
Missing from tonight’s lineup: the fuggin IRON MAN of POKER!
C’mon MarkyMark. I could bill 60 hours and still manage to blog 5,567 words every week and still make it to the game. The only thing that keeps me away is the Dreaded Girls Night Out. That’s why they call me the IRON MAN of IT CONTRACTUAL SERVICES!
Not really, I just like to milk a cow ‘til it’s dry.
MORE NEWS: MillionDollarMan is on the Injured Reserved List. Seems the big man ate some bad beef. It inflamed his tender appendix and he needed to be gutted like a fish. It is OK, the docs threw in a free colectomy. Thanks fellas. Seriously, drop Million a note at IamARichFugger at hotmail.com and he’ll ping you back with post operative pictures. Send him a donation and he’ll send back the operative pictures.
REPLY TO BOTH MY READERS RAISING CONCERNS: If I can’t get up from bed at 2:30 in the morning and watch HBO soft core porn, I may as well move to Communist China right now.
It would be nice if my other two readers would chime in. Please send comments and donations to MrFriendlyLovesSoftCorePornAndHatesCommunism at yahoo.com.
OK, what else? I have a new link to a fabulous site. Slowly look to the right and click “My Stock Blog.” I promise all the answers to all your questions.
Anything else? Oh yeah, anybody speak Cantonese? Got a nice little job for you in Szechuan province, if you are game. I promise my cut is only 45%.
Did I leave anything out? Right. I have received numerous (2) queries about my recent bout with the plague. Rest assured that the prospect of a dollar free weekday prohibited work absence. I MUST BILL!
Got it. Good.
Unfinished business? Yup, Junior is well. Mrs. Friendly is still pregnant. Yup, he is due when the Mrs. feels like it. Late June/Early July.
One more thing. When did it become ok to apologize for an absence on this here internet thingy? I miss a day (or two or three), no biggy, both of you know I will be back with more Canadian culotte/Mad OBGYN circumcision stories. Other bloggers split and readers practically fall over themselves to tell him “PLEASE NO!”
That’s right I’m jealous. Don’t forget it.
Speaking of lapsed memory. Don’t forget the tip jar. Just click “Comments.” ¶ 12:58 PM
