By Request Thanks to the sick bastahds looking for information on Hummers and circumcision, my hit rate has hit the hundreds. Thank you ...I am not giving out Hummers...

or hummers...

and certainly not hummers in Hummers.

Quick recap of Wednesday night game at theHost's
BMW: $20 into J8x flop
ME: All in! (aout $5 more)
BMW Call (he holds a J and an 8)

SIR! YOUR BIG SLICK WILL NOT STAND!
I am a poker genius.

Oh well, at least I have my health.

Speaking of geniuses, anyone check out the poker champ links from a few days back.
OMG LOL!!! It was a conspiracy!
Who woulda thunk it!
A four year old.
Yep. That's right. My Junior chimed in a few weeks back. After, I read the Poker Champ posts, she said:
"Daddy, someone is yanking your chain."

Smart girl. Just like her...

For fear of a frying pan to the head, I will not say it.

But you know.

Anybody know where Tamil Nadu India is? Ah, what do I care? It is another hit on the blog. Welcome Tamil Nadu! Great to have you.

Thinking of starting a stock blog. That way, I can make fun of the flyingDane in front of the entire Internet.

I want to thank everyone for the fantastic response to Mrs. Friendly's story. She might be back.

If she ever stops yelling at me.

Here are my plans for the weekend:
1.) Fish Fry
2.) Beer
3.) Junior Dance Class
4.) Junior Skating Class
5.) Beg Mrs. Friendly to let me watch The Sopranos.

Sounds like big doings.

With material like this, it is no surpise that this is the 1,073,456th most popular stop on the Information Superhighway.

Turn the lights out, everyone is gone.

You still here?  ¶ 2:28 PM