Thursday, March 09, 2006
Repeat After Me
If you are ever lucky enough to get "The Hammer" dealt to you, live or online, and you play them like they are Aces...
You must do one of the following:
1.) Upon winning the hand, stand up, throw your cards face up and say most authoritatively "All Hail the Power of the Hammer!" Demand that your tablemates extol your dominant poker skills
2.) Upon losing the hand, flip face up and utter the following: "Obviously you are a calling station donkey and do not realize that I have the most powerful hand in poker!"
3.) Or do what theHost does: push and spew forth "All you can eat, Baby!"
Just ask theHost. He is the King of Turbo Holdem!' Tell him I sent you.
I haven't been playing lately but theHost says Wally is having a game tonight. Too bad Junior and Mrs. will not let me out of the house. As king, they demand I hold court.
You want to see a really brave guy face some serious drama. Go see Joe Here is a guy living out possibly the worst days of his life for all the blogging world to see. Read from mid January. It is an eye opener for those of us who take our loved ones for granted.
Enough serious nonsense. Let's give out some awards.
It is Thursday after all.
The worldwide winner for demonstrating the global reach of this here blog is the capital of copious, corporal punishment...Singapore. I hear the streets are so clean there, you can eat off them. But beware THE CANE when you bend over to do so.
WHACK WHACK WHACK.
Our national winner is Eafala Alabama. Weeellll Howdy, Aunt Pearl! What's for supper?!
We got collared greens and string beans,
pork ribs and lobster bibs,
and wash it down with
candied yams and candy-grams.
If you got that last part, please leave comment or email.
Ok, for favorite referral we have
Degenerate gambling and alcoholism
Middle Aged, Midwestern, Monomaniac Christians Mad for Mass
Thank you. I love alliteration. Please send synonyms for Christians beginning with m to:
Mr. Friendly at this comment location.
Thank you, thank you.
See you soon.
The more I write, the more I feel like writing.
Maybe tomorrow we can character check a Keane consultant (alliteration ding!) ¶ 6:41 PM
You must do one of the following:
1.) Upon winning the hand, stand up, throw your cards face up and say most authoritatively "All Hail the Power of the Hammer!" Demand that your tablemates extol your dominant poker skills
2.) Upon losing the hand, flip face up and utter the following: "Obviously you are a calling station donkey and do not realize that I have the most powerful hand in poker!"
3.) Or do what theHost does: push and spew forth "All you can eat, Baby!"
Just ask theHost. He is the King of Turbo Holdem!' Tell him I sent you.
I haven't been playing lately but theHost says Wally is having a game tonight. Too bad Junior and Mrs. will not let me out of the house. As king, they demand I hold court.
You want to see a really brave guy face some serious drama. Go see Joe Here is a guy living out possibly the worst days of his life for all the blogging world to see. Read from mid January. It is an eye opener for those of us who take our loved ones for granted.
Enough serious nonsense. Let's give out some awards.
It is Thursday after all.
The worldwide winner for demonstrating the global reach of this here blog is the capital of copious, corporal punishment...Singapore. I hear the streets are so clean there, you can eat off them. But beware THE CANE when you bend over to do so.
WHACK WHACK WHACK.
Our national winner is Eafala Alabama. Weeellll Howdy, Aunt Pearl! What's for supper?!
We got collared greens and string beans,
pork ribs and lobster bibs,
and wash it down with
candied yams and candy-grams.
If you got that last part, please leave comment or email.
Ok, for favorite referral we have
Degenerate gambling and alcoholism
Middle Aged, Midwestern, Monomaniac Christians Mad for Mass
Thank you. I love alliteration. Please send synonyms for Christians beginning with m to:
Mr. Friendly at this comment location.
Thank you, thank you.
See you soon.
The more I write, the more I feel like writing.
Maybe tomorrow we can character check a Keane consultant (alliteration ding!) ¶ 6:41 PM
