Wednesday, March 22, 2006
How to Make Enemies and Get Paid Simultaneously
A guest post from theHost
Power Poker at it’s best!!!!!
Playing on-line last night. Dealt 7, 2 hearts. Limpers all around to me so I call.
Flop is q,10 hearts and a black card. Dickhead on my left beats $350. Everybody folds to me. I’m feeling randy so I call. Leaves me with about $400 in chips.
Turn is a heart – I hit my flush. Dickhead bets $300. I go all in. Why he does not put me all in shows his dickheadedness.
River is a meaningless card.
He shows pocket queens.
I blog “All Bow to the Power of the Hammer”. LOL!!!!
He proceeds to play stupidly slow the rest of the game (forcing us to watch the clock every time it is his action).
I think he was mad at me. I took second place.
If you need more reasons to hate me, stop by Chateau Host this evening for more tomfoolery. ¶ 1:09 PM
Power Poker at it’s best!!!!!
Playing on-line last night. Dealt 7, 2 hearts. Limpers all around to me so I call.
Flop is q,10 hearts and a black card. Dickhead on my left beats $350. Everybody folds to me. I’m feeling randy so I call. Leaves me with about $400 in chips.
Turn is a heart – I hit my flush. Dickhead bets $300. I go all in. Why he does not put me all in shows his dickheadedness.
River is a meaningless card.
He shows pocket queens.
I blog “All Bow to the Power of the Hammer”. LOL!!!!
He proceeds to play stupidly slow the rest of the game (forcing us to watch the clock every time it is his action).
I think he was mad at me. I took second place.
If you need more reasons to hate me, stop by Chateau Host this evening for more tomfoolery. ¶ 1:09 PM
