Hire some kid.
Every once in awhile, someone stops me on the street or at the poker game and asks:
"Hey, Friendly, I got a couple a bucks and want to invest. Who you got?"
To which, I respond: "Find yourself some kid. Hungrier, the better."
For those of you who need more direction meet
Shai, a 22 year old who is opening up a hedge fund. Or
Mike, his 15 or 16 year old counterpart.
If either of you readers don't recognize sarcasm, don't go to the links and give these kids money and then blame me.
There are some bad beats that are just not bad beats.
Theory is no substitute for experience. Despite their high functioning, these guys' youth preclude you and me from taking the plunge.
Sorry, I will try to be funnier later.