What would you do? Poker is a joke. What would you do with KK in the hole when you pop 4X the BB, you get raised and there is another caller? And YOU KNOW that one is holding Ahigh and the other is holding Ashit? Would it help that you are pot committed now? WOULD IT? Doesn't it make sense to push?

Two tournaments and the same scenario happens TWICE?

Both times, preflop best. Showdown worst.

Did I mention that my queens got cracked by some jackass calling 5 big bets with A9?

Aces win. No, that would make sense. Trip 9s.

ARE YOU FUGGING KIDDING ME?

Out of work for a while...check
Baby on the way...check
Stock market in the pooper...check
Poker gods taking me out back for a pounding...check and fugging mate.

WHO THE HELL DID I PISS OFF?

I smell an H1B conspiracy.

Have a nice day at work.
I hope to watch Oprah. Only people more pathetic than me right now.  ¶ 12:00 AM