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Thursday, February 02, 2006
  Ten Things You Need to Know About RangerSmith
1.) He is about 6 foot 8 inches.
2.) He tilts the scales at about 86 pounds.
3.) Surprisingly, Mrs. RangerSmith is attractive, intelligent, and emotionally stable. Go figure. Anothere mystery of the poker players' wives.
4.) Mr. Vegas made a mess in the ranger's house too. Go Vegas!
5.) RangerSmith has two residences. One in sunny Saratoga County where winter lasts a short 11 months (in only feels like 10). His "bunk house" is on Long Island. WooHoo.
6.) He has a baton, a gun, and a hat. I pray for the security of New York State.
7.) He is the New York State recordholder for pursuit and capture of illegally speeding snowmobiles.
8.) Once a MarkyMark, BigMan, and Lou coworker. Ahhh, thems were the days...
9.) Because he will chase any flush, we tend to fix the deck with 72s just for him. You have friends Ranger, you have friends.
10.) He is the host of a stop on the HPT on February 18. Starting at 1PM, he and his cronies will be unleashing their naked aggression on those fool enough to play with them.

There you have it RangerSmith. A post wrote up real nice.
 
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