Cruisin' I have a cubicle mate. He is a green card holder but, he's ok. Very. little. chatter.

One of the new H1B's, habeebs, pokes his head into the cubicle, and looks to see if my cubicle mate is in. He's out having a smoke or something.

Habeeb then turns to me and the hilarity ensues:
Habeeb: Is he in today?
Me: Yes.
Habeeb: What is his name?
Me: Well, we all call him Cruiser because he likes to cruise cars and chicks.

Habeeb takes off.

But he will be back and it will sound like this:
Habeeb: Are you Cruiser? Has anyone seen Cruiser? I am looking for the Cruiser!

I can't wait. It will be so fun.

Don't you wish you worked with me?  ¶ 12:30 PM