What are you doing? I'm hoping for two things:
1.) That one of my two readers is a woman
2.) That reader can tell me why woman get brushcuts.

In line at Dunkin' and I see some older gal with the old "high and tight." She was married but I am almost positive that her husband did not come up with this idea. Think about it. Was this the conversation:

Husband: Honey, you know I think you are the most beautiful gal out there.
High and Tight: Yes, but if I could change one physical attribute, what would you like me to change?
H: Oh, I guess your hair is too long. Cut it.
HaT: Thank you for your honesty. As your reward, I will do as you wish.

No way. Alternative conversation where the last two lines are replaced with:
H: Well, I don't know, you could use bigger breasts...
(sound of frying pan hitting skull)

So that being said, who comes up with the short hair idea then.

I submit as evidence, the catty girlfriend.
HaT: You know, Cat, I generally approve of my looks. But I think something is missing. Perhaps you, as my nearest and dearest friend, can give me a clue on how to look more appealing?
Catty Girlfriend: (Thinking: Heh-heh-heh, here's my chance to sandbag this bitch!) I think you need a man's haircut. It is the latest, greatest look!
HaT: (Thinking: Is this bitch sandbagging me or does she mean it?) Do you really think so, it's so butch?
CG: It worked for Sinead O'Connor.
HaT: Who?

Sounds plausible.

Warning: Girls, your girlfriends are bitches AND they are trying to sandbag you.

Have a happy day!  ¶ 9:36 AM