Mr. Friendly Says So
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
  Ode to the Dunkin
Through rain, snow, and bitter cold,
it's off to the Dunkin' that I go.

Gimme a medium and make it black
it's just the Arabica that I lack.

Milk or cream just ain't right.
Make my java look like night!

Starbucks is not by cup of tea,
Office Coffee Club tastes like pee.

Across the street I must go.
Through the mass of "YO,yo,yo!"

Walk past panhandler, I need my fix.
Get my dunkin pretty damn quick.

Brothers, Leathermen, and lawyers agree
Dunkin Donuts is the place to be.

Staties, cops, and bums alike
Gather here for a caffeine spike.

Got my cup and I am back at work
Ready to face the parade of jerks.

Dunkin' Coffee is where it's at!
Without my crutch, I feel like crap.

Medium black java I love you so.
Two a day and its go, go , go.

Thank you. Thank you very much. I will be here all week.
 
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