Friday, January 27, 2006
NEWS FLASH ME = RETARD!!!
52 cards in a deck...check
Green chips = $250...check
11 players at the table...check
Push with bottom pair against two face cards in the hole...check and mate!
I HAVE NO EXCUSE!!!!!
I really demonstrated some severe poker skills at the first game of Mr. Vegas's home game .
I am depressed.
That plus its another panic Friday at work. Everyone else must clear their desk by 4 PM. Everything they need done involves me.
Cry for me.
Recap of the first game last night.
Wally, theHost, and I are sitting together at one end of the table. If you combined all our cards for the first hour, the best we could come up with would be 76 offsuit.
Card dead and buried.
Later...
I get KQs in the hole...4 limpers...I am one...flop comes 6-6-crap...
I am up first and check (very aggressive)...
KC checks
Flying Dane checks
It is up to BMW and he (wait for it, damn you!) bets out about the pot.
Slickster that I am, I push BMW goes in the tank (I know I have the pot now!) for about a minute, folds, and I show (for that extra respect).
That's my highlight. That's all I got.
After my fearsome A4s ran into pocket Jacks, I was booed from the table. At this point, it looked like theHost would soon follow. But due to incredible suckout skills applied to the Flying Dane and others, theHost returns to his status as Supreme Suckout.
Second Game Highlight
Mr. Vegas's son plays...and play he did until he pushed on BMW!
Down goes Mr. Vegas's son! Down goes Mr. Vegas's son! Down goes Mr. Vegas's son!
That leaves MarkyMark, BMW, and our hero.
On a crap, crap, crap,crap, crap board, our man MarkyMark PUSHES! Whaaaaaaat!
BMW calls (I think he did that because I bluffed him in the first game)
Our man Mark shows, drumroll, Ax. He totally missed.
BMW shows...a F*cking Five to win with a pair.
I love push monkey poker.
Especially when it pays the True Donkey...for second place. Woo Hoo!
Can't wait 'til next week for another edition of "Folding Your Way to Prosperity!"
I command you to leave work now! ¶ 1:33 PM
Green chips = $250...check
11 players at the table...check
Push with bottom pair against two face cards in the hole...check and mate!
I HAVE NO EXCUSE!!!!!
I really demonstrated some severe poker skills at the first game of Mr. Vegas's home game .
I am depressed.
That plus its another panic Friday at work. Everyone else must clear their desk by 4 PM. Everything they need done involves me.
Cry for me.
Recap of the first game last night.
Wally, theHost, and I are sitting together at one end of the table. If you combined all our cards for the first hour, the best we could come up with would be 76 offsuit.
Card dead and buried.
Later...
I get KQs in the hole...4 limpers...I am one...flop comes 6-6-crap...
I am up first and check (very aggressive)...
KC checks
Flying Dane checks
It is up to BMW and he (wait for it, damn you!) bets out about the pot.
Slickster that I am, I push BMW goes in the tank (I know I have the pot now!) for about a minute, folds, and I show (for that extra respect).
That's my highlight. That's all I got.
After my fearsome A4s ran into pocket Jacks, I was booed from the table. At this point, it looked like theHost would soon follow. But due to incredible suckout skills applied to the Flying Dane and others, theHost returns to his status as Supreme Suckout.
Second Game Highlight
Mr. Vegas's son plays...and play he did until he pushed on BMW!
Down goes Mr. Vegas's son! Down goes Mr. Vegas's son! Down goes Mr. Vegas's son!
That leaves MarkyMark, BMW, and our hero.
On a crap, crap, crap,crap, crap board, our man MarkyMark PUSHES! Whaaaaaaat!
BMW calls (I think he did that because I bluffed him in the first game)
Our man Mark shows, drumroll, Ax. He totally missed.
BMW shows...a F*cking Five to win with a pair.
I love push monkey poker.
Especially when it pays the True Donkey...for second place. Woo Hoo!
Can't wait 'til next week for another edition of "Folding Your Way to Prosperity!"
I command you to leave work now! ¶ 1:33 PM
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No retraction brother! I was in the loser game. Can not witness.
Can not testify.
However, I do bow before your river skills
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Can not testify.
However, I do bow before your river skills
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